So… UK Times Online has an article about their beta test of the new Microsoft search engine.
Their first line is, “Bill Gates may be the world’s most generous philanthropist.”
Now I realize the Gates Foundation has given a lot of money to a lot of worthy causes. I realize a lot of his money goes to help people all over the world. But come one, the world’s most generous philanthropist? He’s fighting off enough bad Karma to take over hell itself. World’s most generous philanthropist – yeah right.
Anyway, after the CYA portion of the article, it goes on to be actual journalism. They spent 30 minutes testing the new Microsoft search engine, and caused it to break down eight times! That’s impressively craptastic even for Microcrap.
Other problems they report were long delays in returning results, and being asked to “try again.”
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Experts predict Microsoft’s search engine may hinder the entire internet! They worry Microsoft will scan the net too aggressively slowing down smaller sites across the web.
Thank you Microsoft for attempting to infect even more things with your evil.
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