With 2005 now over, it’s time for my top list of dumbshit retarded people/things/events from 2005. There are so many fucked up things happening every second of every day, I’m well aware I missed a lot – but if I missed something worthy of the list, oh well, fuck off.
8. Duck! Butter!
7. Someone got offended at an HR poster for health benefits that said “Friends With Benefits”. Plus others.
6. New Orleans residents move back into a big below-sea-level sink. But not before:
5. Trapped New Orleans residents rape and pillage like it’s a pirate movie.
4. The word “crunk” came into (more common?) use not just among fuckasses on the street peddling crack – but in media.
3. Many of the dumbshits who re-elected Bush continue to think this a good idea.
2. The US Secretary of Education decides an episode of Postcards from Buster, a children’s show, shouldn’t be aired because it features a kid who happens to have two mothers (the episode is about how to make maple syrup and where milk comes from – things this family does for a living – not about the lesbian parents).
1. High school students say the first amendment is not that big of a deal. Specifically half say newspapers should be censored by the government; only 83 percent thought people should be able to express unpopular opinions, and more than a third thought that the First Amendment goes “too far” in the rights it guarantees.
I needed to see this. You seem to hate people as much as I do. Thanks for writing what I can’t put into words too easily. Kill stupid people. Hell kill all people who want to breed! Fuck them all…