So Sarah complained about her horoscope on her blog (she doesn’t read mine, I’m told, so I can say “complained about” rather than “discussed” =)). This of course required me to read her horoscope, and while I was there, I clicked on “Aries” just for the fun of it.
You’re like grass sprouting up through a crevice in a boulder, Aries; like a hawk that has built a nest on the roof of a swank penthouse. You even remind me of an indie rock band that has somehow cracked the Billboard charts without selling out. I don’t know how you’ve managed it, but I congratulate you on your ability to be cagily opportunistic in difficult circumstances even as you remain true to yourself. Now comes the really hard part: staying humble, cultivating gratitude, renewing your commitment to unpretentious resourcefulness, and continuing to do all the other things that got you to where you are now.
From here.
‘Nuff said.

Uh, notice that it said “staying humble,” dear. 😉
I do adore the ironic coincidence that today is the first and only time I’ve been to your blog….
BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!
That’s not true… you read one of my first posts and commented I was in a bad mood in IM (which I wasn’t, and prompted the very next blog post, which I doubt you saw)… I think it was the post about the stupid girl in the parking garage (they’re all in the archives if you’re curious).
Nonetheless, welcome! What made you come all of a sudden?
Also, I have to second Lynn’s comment: BWA HAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That’s pretty funny. 😉