I really do rule
January 13th 2005 @ 2:23 am General

So Sarah complained about her horoscope on her blog (she doesn’t read mine, I’m told, so I can say “complained about” rather than “discussed” =)). This of course required me to read her horoscope, and while I was there, I clicked on “Aries” just for the fun of it.

You’re like grass sprouting up through a crevice in a boulder, Aries; like a hawk that has built a nest on the roof of a swank penthouse. You even remind me of an indie rock band that has somehow cracked the Billboard charts without selling out. I don’t know how you’ve managed it, but I congratulate you on your ability to be cagily opportunistic in difficult circumstances even as you remain true to yourself. Now comes the really hard part: staying humble, cultivating gratitude, renewing your commitment to unpretentious resourcefulness, and continuing to do all the other things that got you to where you are now.

From here.

‘Nuff said.

-phil
rss 5 comments
  1. Girlfriend [Visitor]
    January 14th, 2005 | 3:50 pm

    Uh, notice that it said “staying humble,” dear. 😉

  2. Sarah [Visitor]
    January 14th, 2005 | 6:06 pm

    I do adore the ironic coincidence that today is the first and only time I’ve been to your blog….

  3. Girlfriend [Visitor]
    January 14th, 2005 | 6:42 pm

    BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!

  4. Phil [Member]
    January 14th, 2005 | 6:44 pm

    That’s not true… you read one of my first posts and commented I was in a bad mood in IM (which I wasn’t, and prompted the very next blog post, which I doubt you saw)… I think it was the post about the stupid girl in the parking garage (they’re all in the archives if you’re curious).

    Nonetheless, welcome! What made you come all of a sudden?

  5. Phil [Member]
    January 15th, 2005 | 3:03 am

    Also, I have to second Lynn’s comment: BWA HAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That’s pretty funny. 😉

comment on this article

Notice: All comments are moderated. Your comment will appear once approved.