:Blog o' Doom

I haven’t had a good Phil-style post in a while, and it’s high-time I did. So, here’s a bunch of shit I hate, in no particular order.

• That guy on Extreme Makeover and all those damn commercials – Ty Pennington. He needs to have several pens driven slowly into his chest on TV by one of those damn families who I don’t give a shit about in the first fucking place (I only watch the show when coaxed by Lynn – which has only been once or twice, fortunately for me). Fuck you Ty, go get some ritalin.
• Religious fanatics (which is markedly different from religious people). What the fuck is wrong with you? See next item.
• People who are naive enough to believe anything told to them. This includes people who believe the name of a product has any authoritative information about what’s in it – that’s why ingredient lists are required by law! Further, this includes, people who blindly swallow what’s told to them by their pastor, priest, rabbi, Buddha statue, or other “religious leader” without question. Additionally, this is people who blindly believe what their parents, bosses, government leaders, or media tell them. Look people, it’s not your right to question your leaders, it’s your obligation. Stop being a fucking sheep and think for yourselves. If I hear one more person – in reference to why they voted the way they did – say “but my dad said,” I might just explode. THINK FOR YOUR FUCKING SELF. When your priest said “God said…” think if that makes sense – does it seem right to you? If not, question it. Next time your President says he’ll do something, realize he’s shoving his cock so far up your ass that your getting brain damage if you actually believe him. When the label says “healthy” check the fucking ingredients, and when it says “low fat” see if they mean low in comparison to a big mac with bacon on top, or low fat as in a salad with a vinaigrette on top? If you’re not going to use your fucking brain, you’re no use to the world, stop taking up my oxygen.
• Flavia coffee.
• People who work as an expert in their field who don’t know jack shit about it.
• People who can’t communicate to save their life.
• People who move to this country and don’t even attempt to learn English.
• People who assume other countries are as fortunate as we are.
• People who think everything is an emergency.
• People who ask my professional opinion but have no intention of considering it.
• People who think they know more about my personal life than I do.
• People who take me too seriously.
• People who can’t take a joke.
• People who drive 20mph on the highway as soon as they see the first drop of rain.
• People who stop to look at an accident in rush hour traffic.
• People who can’t even keep a promise to themselves.
• People who buy an SUV but don’t know how big it is, can’t drive it, and can’t park it.
• People who take up two parking spots on purpose.