all posts on March 14th, 2005


Oh… oh my.

Playboy, this month, has a section on Celebrity Sex Quotes. And I’d like to share one from Angelina Jolie here: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world. I… Um. Yeah. Wow. I don’t even have words for that one. The quote… the choice of words… the whole […]

BOOM!

This isn’t controversial, or intellectually interesting. But it’s damn funny, so I had to share. My toilet exploded today. I’ll give you a second. Read it again. Isn’t that fun? Really puts a damper on the day. And makes your bathroom damper. 1.6 gallons damper, to be specific.

Chocolate on Steak

So, recently I saw a short article on ActionGirls.com – a site that makes action movies staring naked women. Now, as a guy, this obviously intrigued me – shit blowing up and naked girls! Someone combined two loves of mine! So one evening, when I was in the mood, I head over there to check […]