all posts on January 3rd, 2005


Die, motherfuckers, die!

So, I’m watching the general New Year’s Eve crap on New Year’s Eve (why were all of the bands rap or R&B except for about 3? What the fuck? Anyway…), and they introduce some really untalented bitch as “the princess of crunk.” So I go, “what the fuck is crunk?” I found out, courtesy of […]

Happy New Year

As I flew from Los Angeles to Miami, I was once again amazed by technology. I mean, we built a large, heavy hunk of metal that can fly through the air at hundreds of miles an hour (no, this isn’t the first time I’ve noticed this, but it’s been a while since I’ve marveled at […]