all posts from September 2005


Friends with benefits

So last week at work a few new posters from HR went up, each with some sort of catch phrase or play-on words, to advertise some of our HR benefits. One of them said Friends With Benefits and was about how HR was a friend that gave you good benefits (health insurance, 401k, etc.). Another […]

Come again?

So last night I was at the gym. I’m on the treadmill and I look up, and on the TV I see an extreme close up of something. I’m not quite sure what it is. It has damp short brown hair… Some pink-ish skin… And wait, something new… a tongue? Yup. A tongue appeared and […]

Logical Conclusions

I think everyone knows all that’s happened in New Orleans is tragic, and I’m not going to be retarded enough to waste your valuable time blabbing about that. But there is something about New Orleans I do want to say. I think I’m a pretty logical and intelligent guy. I can understand most things. But […]