{"id":72,"date":"2007-11-20T00:33:24","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T04:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/newblog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2007-11-20T00:33:24","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T04:33:24","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"By the anniversary flowers, across from the funeral aisle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/ask.metafilter.com\/76602\/Is-there-a-gift-that-says-thanks-for-the-threesome\" target=\"_blank\">this question<\/a> posted on a message board.<\/p>\n<p>Oh man. A true dilemma indeed. Also, this chick&#8217;s boyfriend is one lucky motherfucker.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll ever get sick of the quote, &#8220;&#8230; unless there&#8217;s some sort of breezy, casual sex flower that I&#8217;m unaware of.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out this question posted on a message board. Oh man. A true dilemma indeed. Also, this chick&#8217;s boyfriend is one lucky motherfucker. I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll ever get sick of the quote, &#8220;&#8230; unless there&#8217;s some sort of breezy, casual sex flower that I&#8217;m unaware of.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}