With 2005 now over, it’s time for my top list of dumbshit retarded people\/things\/events from 2005. There are so many fucked up things happening every second of every day, I’m well aware I missed a lot – but if I missed something worthy of the list, oh well, fuck off.<\/p>\n
8. Duck! Butter!<\/a> With 2005 now over, it’s time for my top list of dumbshit retarded people\/things\/events from 2005. There are so many fucked up things happening every second of every day, I’m well aware I missed a lot – but if I missed something worthy of the list, oh well, fuck off. 8. Duck! Butter! 7. Someone […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n7. Someone got offended<\/a> at an HR poster for health benefits that said “Friends With Benefits”. Plus others<\/a>.
\n6. New Orleans residents move back into a big below-sea-level sink. But not before:
\n5. Trapped New Orleans residents rape and pillage like it’s a pirate movie.
\n4. The word “crunk” came into (more common?) use<\/a> not just among fuckasses on the street peddling crack – but in media.
\n3. Many of the dumbshits who re-elected Bush continue to think this a good idea.
\n2. The US Secretary of Education decides<\/a> an episode of Postcards from Buster<\/i>, a children’s show, shouldn’t be aired because it features a kid who happens to have two mothers (the episode is about how to make maple syrup and where milk comes from – things this family does for a living – not about the lesbian parents).
\n1. High school students say<\/a> the first amendment is not that big of a deal. Specifically half say newspapers should be censored by the government; only 83 percent thought people should be able to express unpopular opinions, and more than a third thought that the First Amendment goes “too far” in the rights it guarantees.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"