{"id":65,"date":"2006-08-28T02:51:13","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T06:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/newblog\/?p=65"},"modified":"2006-08-28T02:51:13","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T06:51:13","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"The Insane Highway Patrol Officer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m driving down the highway, on the way home from a BBQ, with my girlfriend. We&#8217;re in the fast lane, which means, of course, I&#8217;m speeding. This was a few months ago now (I didn&#8217;t dare post this until some time had passed).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, a highway patrol officer on a motorcycle comes up behind me and turns on his flashers. Oh crap! So I start to make my way off to the right hand side to pull over, and as I get into the break down lane he pulls up beside me and points forward. My girlfriend suggests maybe he wants me to get off on the exit we&#8217;re approaching, so I pull back into the lane, and start to turn onto the exit ramp. But the cop stays on the highway and points &#8211; in a fairly frustrated manner, if that&#8217;s possible &#8211; to where he is.<\/p>\n<p>Thoroughly baffled, I start to pull over into the space on the left of the ramp between the ramp and the slow lane of the freeway, and he then shakes his head furiously &#8220;no&#8221; and points wildly off the highway, so I pull off the highway and down the exit ramp as I see him disappear and turn off his flashers. At the end of the highway, there&#8217;s no place to pull over, so I pull into the parking lot of a hotel, right next to the exit. But after sitting there for a minute it is clear I&#8217;m in the way, so I drive around the back of the hotel, and then around to the front again.<\/p>\n<p>With no sign of the officer, I once again look at Lynn who shrugs. I decide that there&#8217;s very little chance the guy plans on coming back to find me, so I leave &#8211; but I don&#8217;t want to accidentally run into him again and have him bust me for evading an officer, so I take another nearby highway home instead.<\/p>\n<p>So did the guy just want me off the highway? Did he change his mind? Did he not like my car? Was he just insane? What the hell was that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m driving down the highway, on the way home from a BBQ, with my girlfriend. We&#8217;re in the fast lane, which means, of course, I&#8217;m speeding. This was a few months ago now (I didn&#8217;t dare post this until some time had passed). Anyway, a highway patrol officer on a motorcycle comes up behind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}