So Sarah complained about her horoscope on her blog (she doesn’t read mine, I’m told, so I can say “complained about” rather than “discussed” =)). This of course required me to read her horoscope, and while I was there, I clicked on “Aries” just for the fun of it.<\/p>\n
\nYou’re like grass sprouting up through a crevice in a boulder, Aries; like a hawk that has built a nest on the roof of a swank penthouse. You even remind me of an indie rock band that has somehow cracked the Billboard charts without selling out. I don’t know how you’ve managed it, but I congratulate you on your ability to be cagily opportunistic in difficult circumstances even as you remain true to yourself. Now comes the really hard part: staying humble, cultivating gratitude, renewing your commitment to unpretentious resourcefulness, and continuing to do all the other things that got you to where you are now.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n