{"id":56,"date":"2005-01-31T03:11:03","date_gmt":"2005-01-31T07:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/newblog\/?p=56"},"modified":"2005-01-31T03:11:03","modified_gmt":"2005-01-31T07:11:03","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a weekend. A few noteworthy points (well, minus one being saved for its own blog post).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Friday night Lynn and I went to the best Hooters ever! The waitress drew a Catchup monster on our plate, and a smiley in the lemons, and I swear that burger was bigger than most Hooter&#8217;s burgers (and I&#8217;ve been to 3 in the last month). On top of that, the waitresses get up on chairs and dance every 20 minutes or so. And the prices are the same as any other Hooters. Score one for Hollywood Hooters. Also, once again &#8211; how fucking cool is my girlfriend?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m at the place Lynn is house-sitting with her and Sarah on Saturday afternoon. Penny, the dog, is really freaked out, jumps up as Sarah bends down and BAM, Sarah as a black eye. I don&#8217;t know what was funnier, seeing that, or Sarah&#8217;s trademark stoic response of looking up with a &#8220;well, that sucked&#8221; look on her face and saying flatly &#8220;ouch.&#8221; Poor Sarah, as someone who&#8217;s been bitten by dogs twice, I have lots of sympathy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a weekend. A few noteworthy points (well, minus one being saved for its own blog post). Friday night Lynn and I went to the best Hooters ever! The waitress drew a Catchup monster on our plate, and a smiley in the lemons, and I swear that burger was bigger than most Hooter&#8217;s burgers (and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}