{"id":49,"date":"2005-02-27T02:39:31","date_gmt":"2005-02-27T06:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/newblog\/?p=49"},"modified":"2005-02-27T02:39:31","modified_gmt":"2005-02-27T06:39:31","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"The end of the world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I try to limit posts here (at least ones in the &#8220;general&#8221; category) to controversial or otherwise interesting stuff. Hence I haven&#8217;t posted here in a while. It&#8217;s not an online journal. It&#8217;s the Blog of Doom.<\/p>\n<p>That said there&#8217;s been a few links I&#8217;d like to share with people even if they&#8217;re not controversial:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The new <a href=\"http:\/\/video.ugo.com\/player.aspx?articleID=13939&amp;ref=ts\" target=\"_blank\">trailer<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/hitchhikers.movies.go.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/a>!<br \/>\nThis is one of the best books ever written, and looks like it will be one of the best movies of our time. If you have not read the book, do so before April 29. <b>And go watch the trailer!<\/b> (I haven&#8217;t been able to make this work in mplayer, so you might need a windows box, sadly).<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/67.43.168.82\/archives\/2005\/Jan\/19\/semenly_inappropriate.wow\" target=\"_blank\">Duck! Butter!<\/a><br \/>\nThe source of continuously great amusement at the office.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>While I&#8217;m at it, let me add some of my recent (potentially controversial) thoughts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you email someone a detailed explanation of 3 or 4 different approaches for a solution to a problem &#8211; someone at work who has asked about the topic in question &#8211; and they write back and say &#8220;yes&#8221;&#8230; that should be grounds for severe punishment. Flogging, perhaps?<\/li>\n<li>If people walk in front of your car where there is no cross-walk or other pedestrian-crossing markings while you are in motion, you should be able to just run them the fuck over. This isn&#8217;t murder, it&#8217;s natural selection. After all, they stepped in front of a moving 2-ton metal object!<\/li>\n<li>Girls who put things like &#8220;don&#8217;t sweat the pussy, make the pussy sweat you&#8221; in their away messages earn hot points.<\/li>\n<li>Did you know girls really do get together and talk about lingerie and dildos? They&#8217;re called &#8220;Ladies Parties,&#8221; &#8220;Passion Parties,&#8221; or &#8220;Pleasure Parties.&#8221; They&#8217;re for women only, and they&#8217;re large tuperware parties&#8230; except for sex toys and sexwear. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.partiesforladies.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Here<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/passionparties.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">are<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scarletgirl.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">some<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magicyellow.com\/Listings\/25010581.htm\" target=\"_blank\">links<\/a>.<br \/>\nOh, I <b>highly<\/b> encourage these!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I try to limit posts here (at least ones in the &#8220;general&#8221; category) to controversial or otherwise interesting stuff. Hence I haven&#8217;t posted here in a while. It&#8217;s not an online journal. It&#8217;s the Blog of Doom. That said there&#8217;s been a few links I&#8217;d like to share with people even if they&#8217;re not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}