{"id":47,"date":"2005-03-14T02:16:15","date_gmt":"2005-03-14T06:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/newblog\/?p=47"},"modified":"2005-03-14T02:16:15","modified_gmt":"2005-03-14T06:16:15","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate on Steak"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, recently I saw a short article on ActionGirls.com<\/a> – a site that makes action movies staring naked women. Now, as a guy, this obviously intrigued me – shit blowing up and naked girls! Someone combined two loves of mine!<\/p>\n

So one evening, when I was in the mood, I head over there to check it out, and I watch a few trailers. Unfortunately, however, it doesn’t work as well as one would hope. Right as your getting turned on by some hot sweaty, skinny, naked babe… you see some guy get pelted with 30 bullets and he’s all bloody. Well, this is cool as hell, but is a turn-off. OK, naked girl bending over away from the camera… ahh… boom, bloody guy – damn. Girl training on a punching bag in a thong. Nice. Girl jumping rope naked. Perfect. Naked girls with massive machine guns sneaking around. Cool. They’re shooting, boobs are shaking. This is awesome. And then there’s a bunch of blood and explosions, and again you go from turned on to “COOL!” – which really isn’t want you wanted. Perhaps if I’d approached it from an “action movie with perks” perspective rather than from a “porn with explosions” perspective…<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, this a bit like chocolate on your steak… two great things but they don’t work together as well as you’d like. Nonetheless, it’s quite interesting to watch – just don’t expect it to be your new porn. Check it out – for what it is, it’s pretty cool, the girls are ripped and hot, and the explosions, and weaponry stand on their own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, recently I saw a short article on ActionGirls.com – a site that makes action movies staring naked women. Now, as a guy, this obviously intrigued me – shit blowing up and naked girls! Someone combined two loves of mine! So one evening, when I was in the mood, I head over there to check […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}