{"id":44,"date":"2005-03-19T03:10:04","date_gmt":"2005-03-19T07:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/newblog\/?p=44"},"modified":"2005-03-19T03:10:04","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T07:10:04","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Fuck You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a good Phil-style post in a while, and it&#8217;s high-time I did. So, here&#8217;s a bunch of shit I hate, in no particular order.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>That guy on <i>Extreme Makeover<\/i> and all those damn commercials &#8211; Ty Pennington. He needs to have several pens driven slowly into his chest on TV by one of those damn families who I don&#8217;t give a shit about in the first fucking place (I only watch the show when coaxed by Lynn &#8211; which has only been once or twice, fortunately for me). Fuck you Ty, go get some ritalin.<\/li>\n<li>Religious fanatics (which is markedly different from religious people). What the fuck is wrong with you? See next item.<\/li>\n<li>People who are naive enough to believe anything told to them. This includes people who believe the name of a product has any authoritative information about what&#8217;s in it &#8211; that&#8217;s why ingredient lists are required by law! Further, this includes, people who blindly swallow what&#8217;s told to them by their pastor, priest, rabbi, Buddha statue, or other &#8220;religious leader&#8221; without question. Additionally, this is people who blindly believe what their parents, bosses, government leaders, or media tell them.  Look people, it&#8217;s not your right to question your leaders, it&#8217;s your <b>obligation<\/b>. Stop being a fucking sheep and think for yourselves. If I hear one more person &#8211; in reference to why they voted the way they did &#8211; say &#8220;but my dad said,&#8221; I might just explode. <b>THINK FOR YOUR FUCKING SELF<\/b>. When your priest said &#8220;God said&#8230;&#8221; think if that makes sense &#8211; does it seem right to you? If not, question it.  Next time your President says he&#8217;ll do something, realize he&#8217;s shoving his cock so far up your ass that your getting brain damage if you actually believe him. When the label says &#8220;healthy&#8221; check the fucking ingredients, and when it says &#8220;low fat&#8221; see if they mean low in comparison to a big mac with bacon on top, or low fat as in a salad with a vinaigrette on top? If you&#8217;re not going to use your fucking brain, you&#8217;re no use to the world, stop taking up my oxygen.<\/li>\n<li>Flavia coffee.<\/li>\n<li>People who work as an expert in their field who don&#8217;t know jack shit about it.<\/li>\n<li>People who can&#8217;t communicate to save their life.<\/li>\n<li>People who move to this country and don&#8217;t even attempt to learn English.<\/li>\n<li>People who assume other countries are as fortunate as we are.<\/li>\n<li>People who think everything is an emergency.<\/li>\n<li>People who ask my professional opinion but have no intention of considering it.<\/li>\n<li>People who think they know more about my personal life than I do.<\/li>\n<li>People who take me too seriously.<\/li>\n<li>People who can&#8217;t take a joke.<\/li>\n<li>People who drive 20mph on the highway as soon as they see the first drop of rain.<\/li>\n<li>People who stop to look at an accident in rush hour traffic.<\/li>\n<li>People who can&#8217;t even keep a promise to themselves.<\/li>\n<li>People who buy an SUV but don&#8217;t know how big it is, can&#8217;t drive it, and can&#8217;t park it.<\/li>\n<li>People who take up two parking spots on purpose.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a good Phil-style post in a while, and it&#8217;s high-time I did. So, here&#8217;s a bunch of shit I hate, in no particular order. That guy on Extreme Makeover and all those damn commercials &#8211; Ty Pennington. He needs to have several pens driven slowly into his chest on TV by one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}