{"id":34,"date":"2005-09-16T02:49:01","date_gmt":"2005-09-16T06:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/newblog\/?p=34"},"modified":"2005-09-16T02:49:01","modified_gmt":"2005-09-16T06:49:01","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Come again?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So last night I was at the gym. I’m on the treadmill and I look up, and on the TV I see an extreme close up of something. I’m not quite sure what it is.<\/p>\n

It has damp short brown hair…<\/p>\n

Some pink-ish skin…<\/p>\n

And wait, something new… a tongue?<\/p>\n

Yup. A tongue appeared and is licking the pink thing with the short brown hair.<\/p>\n

I stared at the screen.<\/p>\n

And I stared.<\/p>\n

I knew it was the news, so it couldn’t be what it seemed like.<\/p>\n

Finally, the camera pulls back to show a newborn puppy sitting in the leg of it’s mom while it’s mom licks it.<\/p>\n

I had to share.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So last night I was at the gym. I’m on the treadmill and I look up, and on the TV I see an extreme close up of something. I’m not quite sure what it is. It has damp short brown hair… Some pink-ish skin… And wait, something new… a tongue? Yup. A tongue appeared and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}