Two new posters went up at work (they’re doing 2 a week, it seems). This time they both had the same headline: Decisions, Decisions<\/i>. The first poster had a wedding cake with a groom figure on top and two brides figures, one on either side. The second poster had a guy playing chess and sweating.<\/p>\n
The day after they were posted, the wedding cake one was gone.<\/p>\n
What the fuck<\/b>?? Whoever is offended by that needs to pull the telephone pole out of their ass, and then use it to beat the fuck out of themselves. Seriously, who the fuck would complain about this shit? Who the fuck is that<\/b> uptight?<\/p>\n
As for HR, they need to stop taking this shit down. These aren’t offensive posters. Fucking leave them up! It’s the first time I’ve ever seen HR advertising be effective<\/i> and make people pay attention.<\/p>\n
I fucking hate people. Lighting should strike easily offended people. Every time they do something stupid – zap! This would only give them a few chances (at best), then they’d be the fuck out of my way.<\/p>\n
P.S. The poster that went up with the Friends With Benefits<\/i> poster referenced below was actually a poster titled Cheap and Easy<\/i> that stayed up all week, despite the Friends With Benefits<\/i> poster being taken down. How is “Friends with Benefits” more offensive than “Cheap and Easy?” Also of note is that the What a Tool<\/i> poster mentioned below actually replaced the Friends with Benefits<\/i> poster as opposed to being posted with it. Nothing has yet replaced the missing Decisions, Decisions<\/i> poster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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