So we’ve had this problem at USC with people getting mugged on and around campus. It’s not a recent problem, it’s a known side effect of where we reside.<\/p>\n
USC has enlarged DPS, had security bulletins, etc., to try to resolve this problem. But I realized this morning, they’ve overlooked one large cause: stupid fucking morons!<\/p>\n
I don’t mean the people who walk down the street late at night on their way home from class. Or even the girl walking under the scary part of the 110 near the DMV this morning.<\/p>\n
I’m pulling into the parking garage this morning and this chick is standing in the middle of the damn lane. Not kind of in the middle, not a bit from the side, but smack in the middle. And since there’s a divider between the two lanes right at the entrance of the garage, so I can’t yet get around her even if I do want to cross into the oncoming lane. <\/p>\n
Now, my car is loud. It idles loud, it runs loud. And I play my music exorbitantly loud (and despite great sound proofing on my car, it’s a rag top convertible, which means you CAN hear it). So there’s no way this dumb bitch didn’t hear me behind her. And she still doesn’t move.<\/p>\n
And I realized, when I finally had room to zoom around her and then looked in my review mirror and saw her still<\/b> in the middle of the lane, that I should have just run the fucking bitch over, gotten out, taken her money, and carried on with my day. The bitch was too fucking stupid to continue living. How the hell do these parasites even get into USC (yes, she was a student)?<\/p>\n
ADDED 11\/09\/04 10:32<\/b>: Okay. KC brought up a point in the office today I should address. Taking her money isn’t optimal. The point is to teach a lesson, and show them they are wastes of oxygen. If you take their money you get something out of it, so it ceases to be a “hey, I’m punishing you for wasting space!” However, the point remains: when people like that get mugged, I think they bring it on themselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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