{"id":25,"date":"2004-11-10T19:16:23","date_gmt":"2004-11-10T23:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/newblog\/?p=25"},"modified":"2004-11-10T19:16:23","modified_gmt":"2004-11-10T23:16:23","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"What don&#8217;t you understand about &#8220;doom?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so some people seem to have a problem understanding the &#8220;Doom&#8221; part of &#8220;Blog o&#8217; Doom&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Did you expect this would be a happy blog about roses and candy? This is my Cynical Kingdom, my Refuge From Annoying Bouncy-Smiley People.<\/p>\n<p>With that in mind, I&#8217;ve come up with a list of shit that should <b>not<\/b> offend you. Note I said &#8220;offend&#8221; not &#8220;bother,&#8221; &#8220;cause you to dislike them,&#8221; or &#8220;cause you to be unhappy.&#8221; You&#8217;re welcome to dislike anything in the world, including anything on this list. I wouldn&#8217;t dream of telling you what you should or should not like. However, if things on this list genuinely offend you (and believe me, I&#8217;ve been easy, I could have included a lot more stuff), then you need to re-evaluate your priorities in life. Let it go. Move on.<\/p>\n<p><b>PHIL&#8217;S LIST O&#8217; SHIT THAT SHOULDN&#8217;T OFFEND YOU<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Public Displays of Affection<\/li>\n<li>Yesterday&#8217;s Blog Post<\/li>\n<li>The fact I think the world would be better off if we could kill off 40% of the earth&#8217;s population (specifically take the bottom half, minus the bottom 5th of that, so we keep the bottom 10% and loose everyone from there on up to 50%, where the ranking is based on IQ)<\/li>\n<li>Sex<\/li>\n<li>Nudity<\/li>\n<li>Anal Sex<\/li>\n<li>Oral Sex<\/li>\n<li>Tit Fucking<\/li>\n<li>Homosexuality<\/li>\n<li>Heterosexuality<\/li>\n<li>Interracial couples<\/li>\n<li>Birth Control<\/li>\n<li>Words. Any of them.<\/li>\n<li>Philosophies<\/li>\n<li>Someone else&#8217;s THOUGHTS (note: the act of believing everyone else should ALSO believe your thoughts <b>CAN<\/b> be offensive)<\/li>\n<li>A conversation between two other people NOT about you or your loved ones.<\/li>\n<li>Dead baby jokes<\/li>\n<li>Dead cat jokes<\/li>\n<li>Dead anything jokes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yes, I realize this post does not fall into any of the things on this list. It could be considered offensive to some people without me thinking they need to re-evaluate their priorities in life &#8212; though I would say they&#8217;re a bit on the easily offended side. After all, it&#8217;s just a blog post.<\/p>\n<p>As a final note, to the more than 4 people who thought yesterday&#8217;s post signified a bad mood: WHAT?! Have you ever <b>met<\/b> me? Have you ever <b>spoken<\/b> to me? That&#8217;s how I talk every day of my life. In fact, I was in a <i>good<\/i> mood because I had an annoying bitch to base my post on rather than trying to make one up. ::sigh:: People, this is my mind. This is how it <i>always<\/i> works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so some people seem to have a problem understanding the &#8220;Doom&#8221; part of &#8220;Blog o&#8217; Doom&#8221; Did you expect this would be a happy blog about roses and candy? This is my Cynical Kingdom, my Refuge From Annoying Bouncy-Smiley People. With that in mind, I&#8217;ve come up with a list of shit that should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.phildev.net\/phil\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}